Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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