Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Get in the car.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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