What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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It’s dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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