What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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knock knock whos there not me

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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