Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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