Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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