Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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