If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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