What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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