Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Fags are gay.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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