A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Hello penis

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lol

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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