Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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