One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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9/11

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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agp

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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