What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Poop

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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agp

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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