What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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