why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Jews.

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a man died

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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hi

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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