What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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