what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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