Knock knock. Who's there?

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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yeah..

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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who drinks pee? katness

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Women's rights.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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