It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Women's rights.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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