Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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