Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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