What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Poop

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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knock knock whos there not me

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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