What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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