What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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