What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Test

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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A man walks into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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