Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

69

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

69

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -10

You copy and paster!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -36

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

thumb_up thumb_down +93

Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

thumb_up thumb_down +73

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

thumb_up thumb_down +71

Why did the moron jump through the window?

thumb_up thumb_down +27

ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops