Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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