Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Get in the car.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A woman's opinion

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Anti Joke

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