Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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