What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why is your face? Because.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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