Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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You copy and paster!

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Apple.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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