roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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