What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Justin Bieber

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Men's Rights

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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