What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Jews...

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Apple.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Anti Joke

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