What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Yes.

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I'm hungry.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Har har hey

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Anti Joke

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