- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

Women's Rights.

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

PATHETIC

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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