- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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