Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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