Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Yes.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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