Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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America

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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sexual intercourse.

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