How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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