A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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call of duty world at war

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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