Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

America

thumb_up thumb_down +13

i like cats

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

thumb_up thumb_down +38

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

thumb_up thumb_down +6

*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

thumb_up thumb_down

What's brown and sticky? a stick

thumb_up thumb_down -12

when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops