I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Anti Joke

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