An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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