Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

How are you this morning?

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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