Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

69

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...