How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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