Fat people.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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