Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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