What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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