What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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George Bush.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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black people. that is all...

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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