Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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George Bush.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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