Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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