- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

Miley Cyrus.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

I have no soul so I must consume yours

A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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