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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

There once was a man from Nantucket.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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