roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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PATHETIC

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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