What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Yes.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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