Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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call of duty world at war

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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I'm hungry.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Women's Rights.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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So you there Red?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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