What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Women's Rights.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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sexual intercourse.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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The Olympics

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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So you there Red?

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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