I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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i like cats

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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