I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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boobs

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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