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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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