The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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if you read this you are gay

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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