Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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what sucks? things that suck

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Society.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

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