What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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