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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

?"what's up" "A preposition"

What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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