The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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