Jews...

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Get in the car.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why is your face? Because.

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