What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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A woman's opinion

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Anti Joke

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