Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Anti Joke

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