Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Penis.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Anti Joke

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