I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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