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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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