Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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