What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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It’s dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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You copy and paster!

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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