What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Paige

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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