What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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