- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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