Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Penis.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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