Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Society.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Yo mama is so fat!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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