What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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sexual intercourse.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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