Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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obamas trench

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Jews...

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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