What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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