What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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You copy and paster!

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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