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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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