An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Men's Rights

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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