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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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