When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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i like cats

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Anti Joke

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